Clean jokes

Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”

Good girls never go after another girl’s man…
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties…
Bad girls don’t wear any.

Good girls wax their floors…
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot…
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner…
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies…
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss…
Bad girls never do either, unless he’s very, very rich.

Good girls believe you’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls…
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food…
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
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2 responses to “bad-girls-jokes

  1. (contributed from US)
    Gambling Blonde

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll Of the dice.

    She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier When I play topless.”

    With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and Yelled, “Come on, baby….Southern Girl needs new clothes!”

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down….and
    Squealed…”YES!? YES!? I WON!? I WON!”

    She hugged each of the dealers…and then picked up her Winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.? Finally, one Of them asked, “What did she roll?”

    The other answered, “I don’t know… I thought you were Watching.”

    Moral –

    Not all Southerners are stupid.
    Not all blondes are dumb.
    But all men…..are men.

  2. i want to know more about this.

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