divorce-humor

Die worse can be worse than divorce.
[image© mydoctortells]
Humor to jestify.

SPECIALLY CONTRIBUTED BY NAIMISHA

So the story goes, titled
DIE-VORCE!!!

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,”
He says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend,
And she’s a far better lover than you are.”

MOST ACCIDENTS ARE CAUSED BY MEN. MOST MEN ARE CAUSED BY ACCIDENTS.

Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. “I want the house,” he says insistently.

Up to 60.
“I want the car, too,” he continues.

65 mph.
“And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!”

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive bridge over deep sea.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
“No, I’ve got everything I need,” she says.
“Oh, really,” he inquires, “so what have you got?”

Just before they slam into the fence of the bridge at speed of 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
“The water jacket.”

Moral of the Story :

Women are clever!!!

Don’t mess with them!!

Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!!

SPECIALLY CONTRIBUTED BY NAIMISHA

And here is the rest of it.
MORAL OF THE STORY

  • A dumb wife is always better than a clever wife.
  • Never make love with your neighbor’s wife, however dumb she be. [Except when you are sure your clever wife is 900 miles away]
  • Carry good condoms that do not leak, but make sure air bags/water jackets are punctured in 16 places.
  • If still confused go to the Mayo clinic, Dept. of Psy.
  • For more tips and tricks ASK THE DOCTOR.

(I apologize for screwing up moral of the story.)

Dr. Ashok Koparday
MBBS, FC SEPI
Medical Director
Samadhan India
Center for Therapy, Education, Research in
Sex, Marriage, Relationships

Ex. Teaching Faculty
Seth G. S. Medical College and K. E. M. Hospital and
Grant Medical College and Sir J. J. Group of Hospitals
University of Mumbai, India

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